I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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