im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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