The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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