They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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