Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
it's great music for shaving your balls
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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