It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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