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  • 79 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:42pm

    Typical Long Island girl

  • 57 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:52am

    FUCK YOOUUUUUUUU UNKNOOWWWWNN ERRRROOOOOORRRRR

  • 47 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:29pm

    2:56 why did you date her then?

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:56am

    Fail is the most overused word on this site.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:22am

    people do occasionally borrow lines from tv shows, it doesn't mean it's fake. just unoriginal.

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:07pm

    HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:58pm

    i soo won my break up, i raised the bar too. it just gets better and better.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:56am

    yeah, you show him by being a tramp... dumb bitch.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:45pm

    Win it! Seriously the best way to get over ur ex is to get under someone hotter!! Do it just play safe ;)

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:38am

    I just lost my breakup. But it totally set me up to win in the long run... Yess!

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:56am

    like that 70's show with donna and eric:)

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 7:58pm

    She is a scuzz bucket. Who may or may not have AIDS

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:54am

    stop hating on this texter people. i totally feel you woman!

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:56am

    Totally true @ 11:46

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:56pm

    @ 1:48 I bet high schoolers understand grammar.

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:12pm

    too late. i'm sure he was doing someone when you sent the text. precious wasted second girl.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:46pm

    I've played that and won - have a sense of humor you judgemental fucks

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:58am

    If you just need to get laid may I offer my services...

  • 25 21
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 30, 12 at 3:27am

    Won my last break up so hard, went out with the kid for 6 months then a week after I kissed 3 guys at a party and jerked another off.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:25pm

    25 times a day? You must be workin them streets 12:21

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:54am

    getttt ittt innnnnn :] smarttttttt.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:45pm

    1:00PM, it's true. I went through a bad breakup, but I'm still friends with her best friend. heard from her that she got HERPES. YES.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:39am

    Thanks for showing us the error of our ways, Captain Politicallycorrect. Now feel free to fuck the hell off.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:26am

    well i hope you win this break up.....

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:53am

    why are you still obsessed with what he does? prolly why he broke up with you! ha

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:04pm

    12:21 you're fucking dumb. go back to your corner. and what the fuck? why does everyone on here call each other sluts, etc? i feel like i'm perpetually in high school on this website.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:01am

    9:59 knows the rule.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:01am

    It doesn't matter who does the deed first, it's who gets the higher quality one or who has the threesome first.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:53pm

    every girl from long island

  • 32 42
    Submitted by xomarebearxo on Mar 1, 11 at 1:33am

    Sometimes I'm ashamed to be from LI...

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:36pm

    Are you kidding me? Who gives a flying fuck about their exes? I don't pay them a second though after we're broken up, or ever see them again.

  • 36 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:21pm

    if she can't get laid then it's her fault.it's so much harder for guys.women get offered sex at least 25 times a day. guys actually have to work for it. if you "lose" it's your fault

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:38am

    i won my break up. just cause i'm still friends with my ex and know he hasn't gotten with anyone x]

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:04am

    if you are a chick and can't get laid at this very moment you are most likely quite repulsive

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:11pm

    this is why girls are so fucked up

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:59am

    If you cant get the job done and you're a chick, then you must be obese.

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:16pm

    "the best way to get over a guy is to get under another one" I won my last break up...good luck on yours.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:48pm

    I bet your all in high school.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:57pm

    What time does his dad get home from work? That would be the best win EVA!

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:57am

    Pretty fucking pathetic, and typical.

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:04am

    You guys are calling her a whore because you know if it happened to you you would be pissed off.

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:22am

    It's the one who doesn''t care when the other person has sex who wins the breakup. But I understand whoever wrote this text.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:00pm

    11:22. Exactly. My boyfriend and I just broke up and I'm letting him "win." He can fuck whoever he wants, be irresponsible and probably get stds. It's hard to stop caring but you're not together anymore, and having sex with someone else isn't going to get him back. It might make him jealous if he finds out, but what kind of loser are you to shove it in his face? It will only make things between you worse. Move on.

  • 34 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:33am

    call me , 555-o865, I got you covered!

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:08am

    this is from a TV show, way to go monitors once again you let something fake and unoriginal on here.