He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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