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  • 79 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:00pm

    Thuck it! And he loves your puthy!

  • 74 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:57am

    I bet the morons who are posting about pretzels don't even know themselves why they are saying it. That joke-boat left a LONG time ago. You obviously missed it. Funny text btw.

  • 72 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 11:00pm

    Lolololololool 5:38 i cant get enough of people tht do that hahahah!

  • 68 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:08pm

    In Russia, Lisps talk dirty to you

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:16pm

    SLAPPA THE BASS MON!

  • 68 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 6:55pm

    That's what ball gags are for

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:55pm

    guys cumming in their own mouth..? fucked up. a also, people with lisps make me want to murder. they're just so annoying I can't even stand it. there's a reason speech therapy was invented.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:33am

    Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:21pm

    This just made my day. For real.

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 7:40pm

    In Russia, this is normal.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:47pm

    Just ask him to take the pretzel out of his mouth when he's talking.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:12pm

    Speech. Therapy. Anyone??

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:20pm

    is this about samuel?

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:20pm

    Has anyone seen my baseball??

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:12pm

    I once met a guy online - really cute.. met him in person, and he had a lisp. I never answered another call or text again.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:07am

    Lol definantly a deal breaker

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:40pm

    Has anyone seen my weiner?

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:21pm

    This just made my day. For real.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:12pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty...

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:39am

    i'd start laughing mid-coitus

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:13pm

    He must be from New IberiA

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:31am

    IMITATE THE LISP. He won't do it again.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 3:02pm

    hahaha 3:00. Thath's awethome

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:54am

    Holy shit I can see this whole scene in my head. Certifed classic right here straight into the favorite vault

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:38pm

    better than a stutter. Fu fu fu fu fuck me!!

  • 23 34
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 19, 11 at 3:52pm

    That just made me gigglesnort. xD

  • 11 22
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 5, 12 at 12:20pm

    That'd be awesome. Put that shit on YouPorn.

  • 23 52
    Submitted by dannie1288 on Aug 12, 11 at 6:35am

    Try not to laugh in his face....or do it could be worth it