Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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