PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I could fuck to npr.
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Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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