Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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