"it" just moved
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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