I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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