Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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