Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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