Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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