why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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