Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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