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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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