Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
be right there i have to get my cape
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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