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  • 91 48
    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Aug 7, 10 at 3:23pm

    Lshmsfoaidmt!!!!!! (laugh so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco)

  • 81 54
    Submitted by Nasty on Aug 7, 10 at 2:20pm

    Sweetie, that's not what you think it is.

  • 93 88
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 7, 10 at 2:12pm

    if your jizz looks like mayo you should see a doctor....

  • 69 48
    Submitted by RtGxTLx on Aug 7, 10 at 9:18pm

    Dude that ain't mayo.

  • 75 62
    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 7, 10 at 1:56pm

    that's how it should be

  • 64 44
    Submitted by underagehangover on Aug 7, 10 at 2:10pm

    what the fuckkkk. this text is so unoriginal.

  • 57 40
    Submitted by raerae24 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:16am

    I'd like to see the response to this text lmao

  • 63 56
    Submitted by CookEmAlive on Aug 8, 10 at 4:33am

    I guess if your into that sorta thing..

  • 49 35
    Submitted by modelforyou on Aug 8, 10 at 3:33pm

    My head was so in the clouds when I read this

  • 57 51
    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Aug 7, 10 at 8:23pm

    Be careful bcuz mayo if left on the skin for long enough it will cause serious iritation and inflamaition.. Next time some one says dude can I draw on ur back with mayo say no!!!

  • 67 73
    Submitted by 897 on Aug 8, 10 at 1:10pm

    Don't kid yourself now.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by scum_bag on Aug 7, 10 at 2:39pm

    @nasty. Thinking the same thing you are.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Premeau on Aug 7, 10 at 1:55pm

    that's not mayo, it jizz

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Fr3e2bMe on Aug 7, 10 at 2:56pm

    Lmao!!!!!

  • 54 61
    Submitted by tumes on Aug 7, 10 at 5:53pm

    Must be japan.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by jaycutler on Aug 8, 10 at 1:22am

    I always wanted to be one of those kids in the little league world series and put my favorite food as mayonnaise

  • 48 54
    Submitted by CookEmAlive on Aug 8, 10 at 4:34am

    Guess again!!

  • 54 67
    Submitted by cantfeelmyface14 on Aug 7, 10 at 8:08pm

    Cooooooooool

  • 53 70
    Submitted by smith_wesson on Aug 7, 10 at 1:57pm

    thirdsy

  • 53 76
    Submitted by purplecow on Aug 8, 10 at 8:07pm

    May not be mayo..

  • 37 57
    Submitted by ohsnapitsbritney on Aug 8, 10 at 8:48pm

    I really hope dodgycabbage is kidding. If not u win the nastiest person ever award.