Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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