In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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