My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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