fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize