so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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