For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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