he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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