I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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