Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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