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  • Submitted by BeeWhy on Aug 16, 10 at 5:04pm

    Seems like a good FIRST night

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    Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 16, 10 at 10:41pm

    I hope those girls were at least SIXTEEN...

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    Submitted by iLLmatiC on Aug 16, 10 at 5:55pm

    One FOURTH of the people there were probably virgins.

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    Submitted by michaelthemex on Aug 16, 10 at 5:32pm

    Maybe you should subtract a THIRD of those girls and fuck them

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    Submitted by big_dubya56 on Aug 16, 10 at 5:14pm

    There could be an even better SECOND night if you buy shit that's better than tequila.

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    Submitted by firsty on Aug 16, 10 at 8:13pm

    Firsty is proud of the comments on this text :) These pretzels are making me Firsty!

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    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 16, 10 at 8:18pm

    And God said, let there be tequila and there was of course, a party.

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    Submitted by eternity on Aug 16, 10 at 8:56pm

    Mmmmm Firsty! There you are! Haven't seen you around here in a while.

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    Submitted by mcleod on Aug 16, 10 at 5:56pm

    A FIFTH group was still one their way but got lost

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    Submitted by iLLmatiC on Aug 16, 10 at 6:19pm

    You guys ruined it...

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    Submitted by niceman on Aug 17, 10 at 10:16am

    Go stick your dick inside of the crying girl. That is some hot shit. Every time she sobs, she clenches her vaginal muscles, making that pussy tight as fuck. Then cum on her face and tell her you only did it to help hide the tears. Oh yeah!!!

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      Submitted by abyss on Aug 17, 10 at 11:28am

      What we have here folks, is a terrible, terrible, person.

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    Submitted by smartgrrl on Aug 16, 10 at 9:40pm

    Firstyyyyyyy!! hi.

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    Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 16, 10 at 5:56pm

    Nuttin' like a FIFTH of Tequila!

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    Submitted by AK_Crab_Bufett on Aug 17, 10 at 3:52am

    Sounds all to familiar, nice going!

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    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 17, 10 at 9:47am

    do me a favor and pour me some JAGER!

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    Submitted by pope on Aug 16, 10 at 8:04pm

    no christening will be complete until you fuck a stranger on the bathroom floor. I'm pretty sure that's in the constitution or something :S

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    Submitted by Le_Todd on Aug 16, 10 at 7:04pm

    I love it when "First, Second, et al" posts are cleverly tied to the post. WTG folks! http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

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    Submitted by chips on Aug 16, 10 at 6:18pm

    this is a true night

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    Submitted by MonstrousMeagan on Aug 16, 10 at 11:11pm

    One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, FLOOR.

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    Submitted by Myla13 on Aug 16, 10 at 10:21pm

    Ya think? Sounds like a good night to me, or at least entertaining.