fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My dick has a subreddit
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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