That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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