He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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