at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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