What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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