Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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