i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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