i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
His nipple licking is glorious
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