Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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