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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:16pm

    everyone knows there is a no farting zone at the beginning of the relationship! rookie mistake.

    • 57 65
      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 4, 10 at 9:46am

      Agreed. Keep it classy VA.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:35pm

    11:12, you dumbfuck, 703 is the guy, 540 is the girl. Which makes this post epically more gross.

  • 78 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:03am

    So... that thing that my friend told me about girls pooping cupcakes and farting rainbows... not true? ... ... What the fuck.

    • 51 58
      Submitted by heymeghann on Apr 28, 10 at 5:25am

      someone lied to you.

  • 66 53
    Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 17, 10 at 11:13pm

    wow usually its the guy who breaks the fart barrier but not right away...

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 6:55pm

    Little do you know... It does mean exactly that

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:31am

    Tysons area/ falls church is best part of northenbva

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:27am

    703 - man up. It's hillarious :)

  • 81 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:02pm

    That's not all she's gagging on

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:18am

    I think it's hilarious.

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:42pm

    The only legit part of VA is Nothrern VA

    • 44 71
      Submitted by DemonHokie on Mar 28, 10 at 8:46pm

      Obviously not a Hokie, you should try Blacksburg.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:19am

    Hahahaha

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:03am

    Gotta give it to 11:42... Nova is the best part of va

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:06am

    I have a 540 area code and i'm from loudoun county. That's basically as northern as you can get.

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:59pm

    im sad this came from my area code :(

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:46pm

    11:44; Shut the fuck up. 540 is not redneck. Try going to North Carolina or anything below it.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:15am

    hahahahhahahah 703 right heeeeeerrreeee

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:06pm

    Area code 540 is stafford va which mainly consists of redneck savages and 703 is northern virginia

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:16pm

    THANK YOU 7:0! jesus christ people

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymity on May 30, 10 at 3:59pm

    way to rep VA.. :/

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:13pm

    um... for the people on the top of the list... 540 is the girl and 703 is the guy. 703 is mostly fairfax and loudon counties...which are the exact opposite of redneck :)

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:17pm

    4:11pm WHAT THE FUCK

  • 54 56
    Submitted by .......=) on Jun 24, 10 at 2:55am

    I have a fantasy about fucking exotic animals with my friends in front of my mom \nIs that normal puberty stuff?

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:35pm

    what has the world gone to?

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:54pm

    True love

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:28pm

    I am from 540 and I live in Harrisonburg, not many Rednecks there

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:37am

    I am 540 and I am very embarrassed to be right now!

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:47pm

    Ha ha ha that is sooooo funny!!!!!

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:23am

    I live in the 540 too. Ewh, but hahahahhaha.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:24pm

    whoever said spotsy represent go kill yourself sposty is the biggest shithole of rednecks besides like euporia in virginia

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:14am

    Very few of you fuck stains can even spell "northern" so why would anyone want to live there?

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:22am

    you won't gag if you take it in the face you'll just have trouble seeing...........in the face

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:20pm

    Virginia is filled with rednecks and hookers

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:45pm

    Maybe it's two girls???

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:06pm

    pretty sure this is my sister

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:31pm

    actually 540 is the area code for alot of the western part of va...not just stafford area. 703 is northern va

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:11pm

    This cracks me up. My best friend is exactly like this. We actually pic message our shits to each other... We're both chicks.

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:54am

    I would marry that girl...shes awesome

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:57am

    i live in northern va. if you drank the water around here youd gag off your own farts, too.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:10pm

    thats some stafford shit right there brahh

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:06am

    hahahahaahahahahaaaaaa this is probably the funniest thing ever

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:41pm

    Wow ur an idiot 11:35 seriously I think what 11:12 was trying to say was that it would make more sense if some reneck from 540 said something that gross not someone from nova

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:42am

    I took a shit on a black guys chest in west Virginia... And I'm a guy..

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:04am

    Central VA is very legit

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:21am

    434 here wanting to be in 703..and my girlfriend is in 703. which also makes 703 even better than central va

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:31pm

    Everyone knows you say that on a second date basis

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:04am

    540! Spotsylvania respresent! I know it's northern Virginia but Spotsy is where I'm from

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:48pm

    540 is not necessarily redneck, idiots. Uggghh.

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:40pm

    These people have to be going to Tech...

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:45am

    Virginia sucks in general

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:12pm

    A 703 girl would never date a 540 redneck... The area codes must have been switched

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:06pm

    thats gross in any area code, who cares where theyre from.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:11pm

    thank god theres someone wih a whit of class. id dump that white trash garbage asap. you want that for a girlfriend?

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:44am

    October 18, 2009 11:12PM: she's the one from the red neck area, he's the 703, hence the 'YOU are now MY girlfriend.."

  • 48 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:59pm

    nova is NOT the only legit part of va

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:24am

    540 is most of virginia. thats my area code and i dont live anywhere near stafford, but it makes me sick to think that some chick lives in my state and says crap like that. ew

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:29pm

    Fuck u 346 I live in ga and we don't have to many rednecks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:02pm

    Haha epic fail other anonymouses. I was the first of first. (:

  • 19 42
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 21, 12 at 2:02am

    In 9 months I've only farted in front of my boyfriend once, and that was 100% by accident.