I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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