suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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