I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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