I must be too annoying 4 u.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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