batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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