Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize