dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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