at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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