You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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